Is it true that you can’t turn a ho into a housewife? Kids In The Hall attempts to answer this pressing question in this classic film noir style sketch.

And remember fellas, always wear a raincoat!

We’re so used to taking innocent things and making them dirty (that’s what she said — er, right), that it’s a bit of a mindfuck to see someone taking dirty things and making them innocent. But that’s exactly what artist Janet Nelson has done with…

Maybe you flubbed the last Fleshbot contest — or maybe you were morally opposed to the fact that it was only pictures of ladies. Or maybe you were just busy, uh, celebrating National Masturbation Month.

Whatever the reason, you still have a chance to show your…

SUBMITTED BY DEDE: I have a problem. Maybe it’s more of a disorder. Occasionally I suffer from something I refer to as the “blind crush,” which basically means that I can develop a strong affinity to a person’s form of expression and perhaps confuse it…

Welcome to the home of soap opera diva and former Miss California Brenda Dickson, who will let you in on the secrets of being attractive and generally fabulous. Secrets that are key to getting people to sleep with you. Want to know more about diet,…

SUBMITTED BY ANOMIE: For those who’d like to engage in a bit of gender fucking without going to the extreme of body modification (or just want to see a hott commercial):

The social construction of gender, successfully eroticized in order to sell alcohol. Their entire ad…

Some of you have given us shit in the past for referring to OkCupid as an unpersonal. After all, it’s a dating site, right? Doesn’t that, by definition, make it a personal?

Nope! And here is why: personals are pay sites specifically focused on dating (and,…

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Remember last month’s interview with Karen Rayne? It was so fun, we had to do it again — only this time, Karen interviewed Lux! Click through for everything you ever wanted to know about some of Lux’s more personal beliefs about sex, dating, and relationships.…

We’ve often said that it should be a crime to be as sexy as we are — but we never actually thought anyone would take us seriously. But just last week, Texas teen Marche Taylor was taken away in handcuffs after she showed up to her…