BY Lux Alptraum
June 26, 2007
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So maybe you’ve heard of XXXChurch.com, the “#1 Christian Porn Site” that’s actually an anti-porn, Christian crusade (and if you haven’t heard of it, now you know what it is). Armed with a snazzy website and tickets to a whole lot of porn conventions, the XXXChurch crew seeks to abolish porn addiction, which they estimate affects 47% of Christian families.

Apparently, staking out porn conventions has yet to defeat the porn monster, and so XXXChurch is taking their battle straight to the people. Well, the people in churches. As part of their National Porn Sunday campaign, they’re taking a giant, inflatable blue elephant on a world tour of churches.

Yeah, a giant blue elephant. Apparently it symbolizes the elephant in the pew (by which they mean porn addiction, get it?). Um, good luck with that, guys: I know when I see a giant blue elephant, I totally want to stop jacking it to that hot chick on my computer screen.

[NB: Heaven help XXXChurch if they happen to run into a blue elephant fetishist during their world tour! Wouldn't that be, like, totally ironic?]

[Via Houstonist, photo by spaunsglo.]