BY Lux Alptraum
July 27, 2007
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Or maybe not so accidental. Is it really possible in this day and age to use the word “ream” and not intend a sexual connotation? I mean, seriously: just look at the thing!

Does that not scream “Stick me up your butt!”?

Okay, maybe Boinkology has watched a few too many pornos. Or put a few too many things up our butts. Nevertheless, for the unconvinced:

Call it sensual, but it’s a brute of a juicer, thanks to its unique shape, solid construction, and “ball-tip” patterning.

Sounds a lot like some of our past partners.