BY Lux Alptraum
August 16, 2007
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Boinkology doesn’t watch too much TV (sorry, we’re too busy blogging), so we’re sorry to say that we missed seeing the latest Viagra commercial in its natural habitat. Thankfully, the sheer weirdness of this commercial is easily conveyed by the YouTube video.

And what weirdness it is! Beyond the whole jug band in a log cabin aspect (like, what?), there’s the actual content of the song they sing. We were so confused, we had to transcribe the lyrics in an attempt to decipher their hidden meaning. First, the lyrics:

Got me a honey gonna set my soul, gonna set my soul on fire
At the end of the day I’m not a guy who’ll stray cause she’s my heart’s desire
Now this lonesome toad is sick of the road I can’t wait, I can’t wait to go home
Viva Viagra! Viva Viagra! Viva Viagra!

And our interpretation:

I’m a middle-aged guy who’s been married for years, and I still like my wife
I can’t get it up for her, but cheating on her is way too complicated
Seriously: cheating is really complicated and I don’t like it!
Hey! Viagra solves my problem!

So, um, Viagra as a solution to hetero bed death? Are we wrong here? Please tell us your interpretation. Please.

(Oh, and what’s with the log cabin?)

[Via Broadsheet]