BY Lux Alptraum
August 29, 2007
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It can be hard to ask for sex: even if we really want it, even if it’s someone we’ve already slept with — sometimes the words just won’t come. For those times, we recommend you get yourself some “Do Me” cards.

So subtle, yet so direct: the perfect way to say, “I want you to ride me for the next twenty-four hours,” while still maintaining your decorum. The creator claims that they’re perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine’s Days, or Tuesday nights. We’d like to add Tuesday morning, any morning, Christmas, Chanuka, Kwanzaa — hell, any time we have the urge to merge.