BY Lux Alptraum
September 20, 2007
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Ever notice how all the great condom ads come from, well, countries that aren’t the US? Yeah, it bugs us too. Here’s a cute one — straight out of the UK — for the Durex Performa, the “delay” condom.

While we’re on the subject of the Durex Performa: much as we like this ad, we’re not so into the Performa. In case you didn’t get it, the “delay” here is related to ejaculation. Performa condoms are designed to fix the problem of premature ejaculation. With, um, magic.

Well, if by magic you mean benzocaine. Performa condoms work by numbing the penis, delaying your ejaculation by reducing the cock’s ability to feel. Somehow, we’re just not so into that.

[Plagued by premature ejaculation? Try one of these. They're triple dipped, so the latex is thicker -- and you'll be able to reduce feeling without messing up your junk!]