BY Lux Alptraum
October 8, 2007
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We know Jason Schwartzman’s a big famous star now, with a porno mustache and make out scenes with Natalie Portman, but when we think of him, we like to turn our thoughts back to earlier days — the days of a younger Jason Schwartzman, in a different Wes Anderson flick.

A Wes Anderson flick about friendship, underdogs, fighting for what you believe in, love, and — perhaps most importantly of all — handjobs. What’s that? You don’t remember the handjobs? Allow us to refresh your memory.

We’d like to nominate Wes Anderson for some kind of award, purely on the basis of this montage. Most Important Filmmaker of Our Time, perhaps? Can we get an amen on that one?