BY Lux Alptraum
October 11, 2007
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Everyone knows that Facebook is the new MySpace, right? Clearly, this means that if you’re looking to hit it, and you need someone to hit it with, Facebook is going to have to be your first stop. While you’re perusing profiles, make sure to take a look at what your latest crush is “Looking For” — that’ll give you an idea of whether or not you two have a chance.

Not sure what it all means? Allow us to explain.

If they’re looking for: Friendship

This means: They’re dating someone. Move on, solider.

If they’re looking for: Dating

This means: They want the fun of a relationship without the hassle. Expect something friends-with-benefits style.

If they’re looking for: A Relationship

This means: They’re ready to commit. If you want something serious, go for it: but don’t be surprised if they’re sizing up your parenting potential by date number two.

If they’re looking for: Random Play

This means: You are so going to get laid. But so is anyone else who responds to this profile.

If they’re looking for: Whatever I can get

This means: This means one of two things. Either:

A) They’re totally jaded and burned out on dating, and will spend the second half of your first date whining about past heartbreaks,

or

B) They are the funniest person ever, and your new best friend.