A Handjob Protest?
Here at Boinkology, we love handjobs. Love them. While they may not be our absolute, favoritest thing ever, we still consider HJs to be a necessary part of any well-rounded repertoire.
So when we saw this “Handjob Protest Song” over at Funny or Die, we were pretty sure it had to be some kind of protest about not getting handjobs — hey, we’d protest that! Imagine our surprise when we learned it was exactly the opposite.
A song protesting handjobs? Refusing to accept them? We’re not sure what kind of aliens they have over at Funny or Die — or how bad the handjobs are in their part of town — but in our world, that kind of statement is pretty much treason.
Handjobs 4eva, man.
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The man knows of what he speaks (um, sings)!
October 15th, 2007 at 9:53 amThough I agree that a handjob without lube is a bad idea, no handjobs at all just limits sex play.
October 15th, 2007 at 5:45 pmHmm, I have to agree with the commenter who wrote:
“So it’s funny to call a woman a bitch or threaten to hit her? This is not only not funny, it’s pathetic.”
That song made me want to kick the nearest male in the nuts, not give him a handjob. Puh. Lease.
October 15th, 2007 at 7:25 pmBlow jobs… are mostly hand, just saying… or maybe I just haven’t ever received a “proper” one
October 15th, 2007 at 9:40 pmRichard,
No, you clearly haven’t.
October 15th, 2007 at 9:47 pmWhy don’t you ever hook me up with one of your slutty friends? You do have slutty friends don’t you?
October 15th, 2007 at 9:48 pmYeah, making like you’re going to slap a woman and calling her a “fucking bitch” is just hilarious isn’t it? I saw this on youtube a while back when a COWORKER sent it around the office. He thought it was the height of comedy.
That, and a properly administered handjob is simply fantastic. A woman whispering filth in your ear and using her hands? That man is missing out.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:31 amI’ve got agree with the sentiments of the song, even if the underlying tones about violence aren’t very appropriate.
Handjobs are boring at best, painful at worst. I mean, sure it’s great when you’re 14 and a GIRL is actually TOUCHING YOUR PENIS (!!!). But as an adult, really, it’s not fun, it’s not sexy, it’s annoying.
As most women aren’t that great at giving head (for various often justifiable reasons), often a little hand action can go a LONG way to making it a great experience. But handjobs alone? My vote is “no, thanks. I can do that on my own, and much better.”
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