BY Lux Alptraum
October 31, 2007
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It’s Halloween, and we all know what that means: time for kids to get candy, girls to dress like sluts, and — well, really, that’s about it. Seriously: this video is a little too “funny because it’s true” for our tastes.

We’re not really sure why cold weather + the chance to dress up means wearing the fewest clothes possible; but then again, we were never the type to require a reason to wear a short skirt. “Because we want to” always seemed to suffice quite nicely, thanks.

There’s 364 other days to be sexy: on Halloween, we’d much rather dress like a zombie. Or a swamp monster. An unsexy swamp monster, that is.