BY Lux Alptraum
November 9, 2007
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It’s almost the weekend — got any hot dates planned? If you don’t, you might want to find someone to hook up with (whether you meet them on the subway or through some crazy new personals system), and if you do, here’s some suggestions for how to have the best possible date:

• Looking to impress your date? You’ll probably want to take him or her to a Broadway show.
• And, of course, nothing says classy catch like well-drawn Lite Brite boobs.
• Starting to like your date? Check out his gaming console and make sure he’s the one for you.
• And don’t forget to find out if your potential partner is a furry or a plushy (or neither).
• Of course you might not ready to go “all the way”: for those situations, we suggest this necklace.
• And, of course, if you are ready to go all the way… be sure your iTunes is preloaded with some Roisin Murphy.

[Photo by m0rph3u]