It’s pretty easy to come up with things to say while you’re doing it — dirty, dirty things, the kind we’d ashamed to repeat outside of the bedroom.
But what do you say the moment after, when you’re lying in bed looking at each other? Fazed has a great thread discussing that very question.
From the totally hot to the mildly inappropriate to the painfully awkward, here are some of our favorite responses:
Matildalee: Depends if I’m having sex with my husband or my boyfriend.
Red Boxer: I start chanting her name like a band who I want to play an encore.
Moonpie: Got change for a $20?
Afkamm: Happy Birthday, Grandma.
Me? I usually just laugh, because after sex I tend to be really sensitive and ticklish. If I say anything, it tends to be along the lines of, “Oh… ahh, OK, just don’t move, I’ll go get some ahhh, paper towels or something.”
So how about you? What do you say immediately after sex?
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“Depends if I’m having sex with my husband or my boyfriend.”
Is not something you SAY.
November 13th, 2007 at 12:29 pmThe ones I picked were WAY funnier.
November 13th, 2007 at 12:30 pmWait, I wrote this… duh!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:12 pmI usually just meow like a cat and bite him! Heh.
November 13th, 2007 at 7:23 pmSome I’ve heard after sex:
“uh, so what’s your name again?” (this was kind of facetious, kind of not, we had met at a bar two and half hours earlier. I think she knew my name.)
“um, did you cum of not?” I’ve learned not to ask that question anymore.
“I didn’t think that was going to happen.” (Hanging out with ex-g/f).
A good way to stoke a guys ego: “Thank you.”
November 13th, 2007 at 8:12 pmLeave a reply :