BY Richard Blakeley
November 21, 2007
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Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, which means that Friday is Black Friday — and that, of course, means sales, sales, sales and shopping, shopping, shopping! Do you know what you’re buying for the ones you love, like, or want to bone? No? Well, keep reading — have we got some suggestions for you!

We all know that the key to anyone’s heart is through electronics — this is the digital age, after all. And if you’re looking for a gift for that special someone, you’re going to want something that’s quality in both form and function, or, as we like to call it, sexy.

So what are this year’s sexy electronics?

iPod Classic There’s nothing sexier than the classics: the little black dress, jeans and a t-shirt, and yes, now the iPod. Sure, the new iPod Touch is pretty sexy, but can it fit your entire music library? Not if it’s over 16GB — and these days, whose isn’t? But at 160GB… I have just one word for you: Bittorrent. Okay, that and “complete discography.” Order through Apple and get free engraving and gift wrapping. [iPod Classic from The Apple Store]

Canon HV20 Hard drive based video cameras may be the future, but they’re not the now. Currently, the best way to capture video is with good old fashioned tape. But what if you want to record in HD? Never fear, Canon’s got you covered with the new HV20 miniDV HD camcorder. You can also shoot in HD and export in standard — seriously, how sexy is that? And unlike many consumer cameras nowadays it still has a line-in, so feel free to use a boom mic in that amateur porn of yours. And as an added bonus, it’s currently listed as a holiday gift special at B&H. [Canon HV20 from B&H]

Phillips TV with Ambilight Sure, you could get just any old fancy flat panel TV for the holidays, but why not go one better and get a super sexy one? Allow us to introduce the Phillips 42″ LCD TV with Ambilight: all the sexy you need to watch the Patriots kick the Cowboys’ ass this upcoming Superbowl. Apple may have made computers sexy, but Phillips has got the sexy TV market cornered. Their greatest asset is Ambilight, the technology to backlight a complimentary LED glow on the wall behind it. Ambilight really immerses you in the viewing experience, and it’s much easier on the eyes when watching a film in a dark room. [Phillips TV from Tiger Direct]

X-Box 360 Okay, so it’s probably going to break in a few weeks — but what better way to let out some aggression than by playing Saint’s Row? Especially when you haven’t been laid in a while and you’re getting sick of jerking off. Yes, I’m angry that my X-Box 360 is currently being repaired, but as soon as I get it back I’m buying Guitar Hero and throwing a party at my place. And then I’m so getting laid. [X-Box 360 from Amazon]

Blendtec Blender Don’t like any of the above? Just blend them in the most amazing blender of all time! This thing will blend anything: Christmas Dinner, an iPhone, golf balls… though you’ll probably want to stay away from blending Bic lighters. There’s no Black Friday special on this item, but hey, it’s already the bargain of the century — does it actually need one? [Blendtec Blender from Blendtec]