BY Lux Alptraum
November 22, 2007
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Thanksgiving: a time to count our blessings and think about all the things we’re thankful for. The staff of Boinkology has more than a few things to be thankful for — and we’d like to take a moment to share them with you.

Whenever someone tells me that they don’t like anal sex, I always assume that they’re doing it wrong.

I didn’t always like anal sex. There was a time, in fact, when I was terrified of it. Oh, I wanted to like it — reading the writings of Tristan Taormino had pretty much guaranteed that — but every time I tried it, it was painful, awkward, and, yeah, painful.

Then I discovered butt plugs.

The thing about anal sex is that it requires you to be relaxed — extremely relaxed — for it to actually be enjoyable. And that can take a lot of warm up, slowly working your way from one lubed finger to two lubed fingers to three — you get the idea.

The thing about butt plugs is that they do the work for you: once you’re relaxed enough to take the butt plug in, you can leave it inside and turn your attention to other arousing activities while the butt plug relaxes your ass. Then, when you’re feeling good and ready, you can take the butt plug out, and enjoy anal penetration — without pain!

If you’re really serious about getting into (and off from) anal sex, you can use butt plugs to help yourself get accustomed to the sensation of anal penetration. Put one in while you’re masturbating, and leave it in for awhile, allowing yourself to acclimate to the feeling of having something up your butt. The more you use a butt plug, the easier it’ll be to take it up the ass (trust me on this one).

Yeah, we’re definitely thankful for butt plugs around here.