Thanksgiving: a time to count our blessings and think about all the things we’re thankful for. The staff of Boinkology has more than a few things to be thankful for — and we’d like to take a moment to share them with you.
Hotel rooms are pretty much designed for fucking.
Okay, they’re designed for “business travel” too: but really, hotel rooms are pretty much designed for fucking. A private room, rented by the evening (or, if you’re really classy, the hour), with little more than a bed, TV (complete with porno, natch), and a bathroom.
Yeah, hotel rooms are designed for fucking.
If you’ve never had the pleasure of spending an amorous evening in a fancy hotel, you need to put it on your to do list, pronto. In the way that throwing a party at a nice bar affords you the fantasy of being a classy, suave individual with a well-stocked liquor cabinet; spending a night in a hotel affords you the fantasy of living — and fucking — in the lap of luxury — and, best of all, you don’t have to clean up in the morning. Or even make the bed.
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You know you’ve found a hotel designed for fucking if…
They have hourly rates.
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:03 pmThere are more than 20 pay-per-view porn choices.
There are bars nearby with Old Style signs in the window.
You see a lot of people with hats and sunglasses on.
They have a condom dispenser in the bathroom in the lobby.
Classy hotels like the W are designed for fucking too! They even provide an intimacy kit in their minibar.
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:28 pmLeave a reply :