BY Lux Alptraum
November 22, 2007
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Thanksgiving: a time to count our blessings and think about all the things we’re thankful for. The staff of Boinkology has more than a few things to be thankful for — and we’d like to take a moment to share them with you.

Hotel rooms are pretty much designed for fucking.

Okay, they’re designed for “business travel” too: but really, hotel rooms are pretty much designed for fucking. A private room, rented by the evening (or, if you’re really classy, the hour), with little more than a bed, TV (complete with porno, natch), and a bathroom.

Yeah, hotel rooms are designed for fucking.

If you’ve never had the pleasure of spending an amorous evening in a fancy hotel, you need to put it on your to do list, pronto. In the way that throwing a party at a nice bar affords you the fantasy of being a classy, suave individual with a well-stocked liquor cabinet; spending a night in a hotel affords you the fantasy of living — and fucking — in the lap of luxury — and, best of all, you don’t have to clean up in the morning. Or even make the bed.