[NOTE: The original XTube post has been taken down but has reappeared here on Fleshbot.]
A lot of weird stuff has passed through the halls of Boinkology HQ. We’ve seen cartoon threeways, clit pumps, and more than our fair share of bad amateur porn. But nothing we’ve seen before could ever have prepared us for this video of a guy masturbating his way through WalMart, the Arrowhead Mall Dillard’s, and Barnes and Noble.
Is it a fuck you to corporate America? Is it extreme exhibitionism? Is it viral promotion for WalMart? We can’t even begin to guess.
We can (theoretically) understand the appeal of public masturbation, and hey, we even kinda understand why it might be a turn on to film yourself while you’re jacking it in a store. What we can’t even begin to understand, however, is why you would use the Sneaker Pimps as the soundtrack for your public jerk off film. Really, man — the Sneaker Pimps? Really?
And while we’re on the WTF tip, we gotta come out and say that we just can’t support any sexual practice that forces nonconsenting parties to participate. There’s a reason why flashing is illegal: forcing your sexuality on innocent bystanders is just wrong. Not to be all “Think of the children!” — but seriously, think of the children.
Just in case you needed more proof that this is pretty messed up, here are a few screencaps of the action: