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November 29, 2007
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Update: WalMart Masturbator Now National Story

CNN has now picked up our exclusive story on the Arizona public masturbator — and they’ve hit the streets to ask local residents what they think about his escapades. The results are typical: not many approved. If only someone had said something like, “I love this dude! He’s my hero!” [Ed.: Clearly, CNN didn't approach the commenters on XTube.]


In other exhibitionist news, Fleshbot has a link to another local news report — turns out public masturbators are actually “insane.” Insane? Really? We’d like to hear their thoughts on all the private ones!

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  • Furry Girl says :

    I love how, after the fact, the police are trying to find any “victims of indecent exposure”. That’s so typically American: desperately trying to find victims, or people who could be convinced that they’re victms, of something that obviously had absolutely no effect on them whatsoever. But I suppose any time sexuality is involved in anything in this country, there must be a victim somewhere, right?

  • Richard Blakeley says :

    Furry Girl, yes of course it’s the American way! Next step? LAWSUIT!

  • HG says :

    What is wrong masterbating in public as long know is hurt??

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