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December 5, 2007
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Secondhand Sex Toys

Sex toy reviewers tend to accumulate a lot of sex toys — it sorta comes with the territory. But what’s a reviewer to do with the toys when the reviewing part of the job is done? Sure, some of them will be keepers, but definitely not all of them — and when you live in a New York City apartment, there’s definitely such a thing as too many sex toys.

So what’s a reviewer to do? Well, if you’re Audacia Ray, and you’re trying to get rid of a giant fucking machine, you turn to Craig’s List and offer it up to the masses at a mere quarter of its list price. Oh, and minus the one attachment that’s actually been used. Though we have to wonder — if that attachment was included, would the machine be worth more or less?

Sex machine for sale (not a person, an actual machine) - w4mw - 27
Date: 2007-12-03, 9:37PM EST

So I’m a sex toy reviewer, and a little over a year ago I acquired a fucking machine to review (Topco brand, it retails at $395). It’s kinda big, and I really want it out of my apartment. It has all but one attachment (the one I used, which I will throw away), and technically it is lightly used.

Yes, it’s true, I’m trying to sell my lightly used sex machine on CL. I’m asking $100 for it, you come pick it and get it out of my life. It’s manageable to get it on the subway (probably easier with two people), but I recommend wrapping the box in brown paper or something, since it has pictures and words that will make your package very obvious.

CL doesn’t allow me to post the link to the review, but go to fleshbot[dot]com and search “Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Fucking Love Machine,” and scroll down to the bottom of the page - the review was posted on October 20, 2006.

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