Tired of the hassles and frustrations of dating? Exhausted by date after date that just doesn’t click? Ever wish you could stop searching and just let science find “the one” for you? You know, the one “with a natural odour you’ll love, with whom you’d have healthier children, a more satisfying sex life, and more”?
Well, you’re in luck. Allow us to introduce Scientific Match, the first ever dating site to match users based on — wait for it — their DNA. Because, you know, science has never steered us wrong: and clearly, the perfect match is all in the genes.