Download Jakob Lodwick’s DNA
Sure, he probably meant it as a joke, but we’re still pretty fascinated by Jakob Lodwick’s plan to make his DNA available for download. Imagine: all the benefits of Lodwick brand babies without the hassle of actually having to fuck Jakob Lodwick!
One question: will this be a free download, or will Lodwick be following in the footsteps of would-be celebrity father Vincent Gallo, who offers vials of his sperm for the bargain price of $1,000,000?
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That’s a quick way to lose millions wasted on child support.
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:09 pmAll you’d get from a download of Jacob Lodwick’s DNA is 3 gigabytes of “ATTAGCGCGAAG” and so on. You’d still have to build the actual DNA using a sequencer. And if you’re smart you’ll take that opportunity to tweak the genome a bit; adding the gene for “regular bathing”, for example.
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:56 pmPATRICK DI JUSTO : I nominate you for commenter of the week!
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