
Another day, another chance to strike it rich through amateur porn — or at least make rent for a month, right? We recently discovered Sell Your Sex Tape, a site that offers amateur couples the chance to — get this! — sell their sex tapes!
Except not exactly: these aren’t grainy, nightvision Paris Hilton-style sex tapes. No, if you want to make the big money ($2000, for the curious), you’ll have to document your sex life for an hour a day for an entire week, making sure to keep it interesting. Bonus points for shots of “daily life” and minimal shots of the boyfriend — this is straight porn, after all.
Oh, and kinksters need not apply: “Sex scenes should be natural and loving and happy, no violence, but don’t forget the money shots! Do not include anything illegal or “obscene”. ie. no interspecies, no golden showers, no forced sex, etc.”
Man, there goes our shot at porno fame! And $2000!
Comments
If only I had a girlfriend!
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:19 pmBlakeley: Get yourself a Real Doll and a decent cinematographer, and you might be able to cash in without a girlfriend. (You’ll get a great article out of it, at least…)
January 3rd, 2008 at 3:39 pmPoor Blakely is going to have to spend more than two grand to get two grand…
Wait… you and Lux don’t ever… uh… just to pass the time… or for research?
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:22 pmIMPROBABLE: Are you saying I’m not a decent cinematographer?
THE SCOOT: I hope Lux gives you hell for this comment.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:53 pmThis is just one further spiraling step into creepy pervertdom for me. Thanks a lot, Lux!
Subscribing, naturally.
January 4th, 2008 at 12:30 amThe Scoot:
That would be like anally raping my grandmother. Or something. Oh god, I have to pour Clorox into my eyes.
January 4th, 2008 at 9:12 amWow. Blakely, I think you got the short end of the response to my comment…
January 4th, 2008 at 4:46 pmi need some rent money how can i get started
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