
JDate is on the market! And like any good Jewish girl, it’s looking for someone… rich. Potential suitors include Yahoo, IAC/InteractiveCorp (the owners of Match.com), and MySpace — apparently, doctors and lawyers just aren’t interested in dating sites.
Here’s hoping JDate finds someone — after hooking up so many Jewish singles, we’d think it’d have enough good karma on its side to help it pull through this.
Comments
The problem is when JDate goes looking for a mate, like every nice Jewish girl, its gonna demand a tall Jew, and there are like 3 of those besides my brother and Jeff Goldblum.
January 4th, 2008 at 1:28 pmMaggie:
A tall Jewish doctor!
I know some tall Jews, but they are few and far between.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:19 pmMAGGIE: I was on JDate for a while, I have a thing for Jew girls. It was a dead giveaway I wasn’t Jewish because I was listed as 6′4″.
January 4th, 2008 at 2:32 pmCold blooded, i’m 6′4″ and i am not jewish. I bet there are jews that height though. Doesnt your mom have to be jewish in order for you to be jewish though?
January 4th, 2008 at 3:38 pmDARKEWNE: I think it only has to be your mothers vagina.
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