BY Lux Alptraum
January 4, 2008
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JDate Looking for Long-Term Match

JDate is on the market! And like any good Jewish girl, it’s looking for someone… rich. Potential suitors include Yahoo, IAC/InteractiveCorp (the owners of Match.com), and MySpace — apparently, doctors and lawyers just aren’t interested in dating sites.

Here’s hoping JDate finds someone — after hooking up so many Jewish singles, we’d think it’d have enough good karma on its side to help it pull through this.

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  • maggie says :

    The problem is when JDate goes looking for a mate, like every nice Jewish girl, its gonna demand a tall Jew, and there are like 3 of those besides my brother and Jeff Goldblum.

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    Maggie:

    A tall Jewish doctor!

    I know some tall Jews, but they are few and far between.

  • Richard Blakeley says :

    MAGGIE: I was on JDate for a while, I have a thing for Jew girls. It was a dead giveaway I wasn’t Jewish because I was listed as 6′4″.

  • DARKEWNE says :

    Cold blooded, i’m 6′4″ and i am not jewish. I bet there are jews that height though. Doesnt your mom have to be jewish in order for you to be jewish though?

  • Richard Blakeley says :

    DARKEWNE: I think it only has to be your mothers vagina.

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