BY Lux Alptraum
January 30, 2008
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Yesterday we showed you a selection of sweet handmade gifts to buy your sweety for Valentine’s Day. But what if you’d like something a little more risque? After all, Valentine’s Day is more than just hearts and flowers. There’s a lot of hot, sweaty, dirty fun to be had — so why not give a gift that reflects that?

Luckily, Etsy has your back once again, with plenty of “mature” goods sure to win the heart of your favorite libertine. Need some suggestions? Here are a few of our favorites:

• Matching Lock and Key underwear: Who needs the key to your heart when you can have this?
• Handmade pasties: Bring out your partner’s inner burlesque star.
• Red Hottie Boyfriend pyrex dildo: Because orgasms are better when they’re handmade.
• Vulgar Valentine notecard: A conversation heart that gets straight to the point.
• Vegan vagina cookies: This Valentine’s Day, let them eat pussy!

[Hate Valentine's Day? We'll be back tomorrow with some anti-Valentines.]