
It had to happen some day: British scientists have discovered a way to fashion sperm out of female bone marrow, essentially rendering men unnecessary to the birthing process. We can see it now — a lesbian utopia, full of marrow harvesting facilities, with no men around to muck things up…
Really, it’s a shame that so many of us are emotionally and physically attracted to men. Perhaps we won’t be rid of them, after all.
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As I understand it, Marrow harvesting hurts like a son of a bitch.
I never understood that whole “son of a bitch” thing though, did it originally mean that a male dog mauls you, and it hurts?
Moreover, I have never looked at an Irish Setter, and thought “hawt”. Etymology of vulgarity is weird…
Maybe I shouldn’t do so much free-form thought in the comments. Let me know.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:37 pmThe Scoot:
It made me laugh (or should I say LOL?), so you’re good by me.
Free-form thought is how I get most of my posts written!
February 4th, 2008 at 12:48 pmI like how the article seems concerned with the fact that through this advancement, the “the biological role of the father is under threat”, yet when it mentions that a similar process has occurred turning male embryonic stem cells into eggs, it doesn’t mention anything about a part of the biological role of the mother being under threat.
It still is really cool(and kind of creepy) that scientists found a way to do that, even if it seems something out of sci-fi.
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