BY Lux Alptraum
February 4, 2008
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Scientists Turn Marrow to Sperm, Men Rendered Obsolete

It had to happen some day: British scientists have discovered a way to fashion sperm out of female bone marrow, essentially rendering men unnecessary to the birthing process. We can see it now — a lesbian utopia, full of marrow harvesting facilities, with no men around to muck things up…

Really, it’s a shame that so many of us are emotionally and physically attracted to men. Perhaps we won’t be rid of them, after all.

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Comments

  • The Scoot says :

    As I understand it, Marrow harvesting hurts like a son of a bitch.

    I never understood that whole “son of a bitch” thing though, did it originally mean that a male dog mauls you, and it hurts?

    Moreover, I have never looked at an Irish Setter, and thought “hawt”. Etymology of vulgarity is weird…

    Maybe I shouldn’t do so much free-form thought in the comments. Let me know.

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    The Scoot:

    It made me laugh (or should I say LOL?), so you’re good by me.

    Free-form thought is how I get most of my posts written!

  • sqr says :

    I like how the article seems concerned with the fact that through this advancement, the “the biological role of the father is under threat”, yet when it mentions that a similar process has occurred turning male embryonic stem cells into eggs, it doesn’t mention anything about a part of the biological role of the mother being under threat.

    It still is really cool(and kind of creepy) that scientists found a way to do that, even if it seems something out of sci-fi.

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