Actually, This Is What Your Girlfriend Wants For Valentine’s Day
Sorry, Gizmodo, but we’re going to have to disagree. If someone offered us a chance to bang with a musical condom, we’d probably jizz all over ourselves from sheer excitement.
Think we could program it with a playlist of our favorite BoinkMusic tunes?
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Are you free Valentine’s evening?
Oh, it’s just a concept.
February 8th, 2008 at 1:34 pmA musical condom. What if it’s like an Iron Butterfly song, and you and your partner are on a lunch break?
Would the RIAA welcome it or litigate against it? I can’t think of anything more poignant than RIAA sanctioning it, after all, they are already boning the music consumer as it is…
February 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pmOh no please dont; if they turn it into a video game ala RockBand im utterly lost.
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