We Told You So: Enzyte Doesn’t Work
A while back we talked about “natural male enhancement,” and how, um, it doesn’t work. Like it or not, there’s nothing you can do to “naturally” change the size of your penis — and for those of you who doubted our claims, here’s more proof.
In what must be the biggest corporate scandal since Enron (to us, at least), the makers of Enzyte were found guilty of conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud and money laundering — and, you know, preying on the insecurities of many hapless men.
So if Enzyte doesn’t actually work, what was Bob smiling about? Probably the millions of dollars he ripped of the men gullible enough to actually buy Enzyte.
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“Bob” is smiling because he got to film like 10 commercials, which saturated various tv channels for months. I can’t even imagine what he was making from residuals. Even one day of work can turn into $10,000 at the end of the year if the commercial gets played enough…
February 28th, 2008 at 1:49 pmReally? Damn… I need a SAG card, yo.
February 28th, 2008 at 4:53 pmScoot: Commercials are usually under AFTRA (Am. Federation of TV & Radio Artists). SAG is for films (though residuals still apply in many SAG situations). You only have to be an extra in a handful of films before they make you join SAG… so depending on how much film work Ypsilanti, Michigan offers, your wish is entirely feasible…
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