How To Get Rid Of A One Night Stand
We’ve all been there. You wake up after a heavy night of drinking and find a stranger in your bed. And for whatever reason, you just want them out of your bed, your house, your life — and as quickly as possible.
But how do you go about kicking someone out who’ve just slept with without looking like a complete dick? This video could be your salvation.
I know (from personal experience) that some of these techniques actually work quite well. The waking up and getting dressed as quickly as possible? Genius!
But do these same suggestions work on guys? Do you have your own suggestions for getting rid of a one night stand?
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My girlfriend and I used this on a girl we hooked up with actually. She was doing the whole “Let’s hang out, let’s go to the zoo, let’s do stuff all day” after a night of threesome sexiness, we wanted sleep and quiet couple coffee time with each other. We did the whole dressing to go thing, even leaving the apartment with her, then drove to get coffee and bagels, came back and spent the day in bed.
She did try to leave stuff (jewelry) but my girlfriend was savvy to that trick.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:06 pmGARRETT: That’s hot.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:58 pmWhere was this video when I needed it?! Once — while a guy who I wanted out happily snoozed in my bed — I actually got on Gchat and pleaded with a friend for advice. She just LOL’d. For some reason I always got out of the spending the day together but got stuck walking them to the subway station. Geez, when I woke up in the bed of another who was not a lover I have always been nice enough to get up and leave at the crack of dawn. Where’s the reciprocity?
I think these techniques would work on a woman trying to kick out a man, but women might have to try a little harder on the game face and definitely plan for a friend to do the wake up call since I’ve found that men have a tendency to beg. The crucial part is the getting up and getting dressed. Bonus points for putting on clean new clothes (instead of the ones from the floor), putting on makeup, and tidying yourself up so you distance yourself from the (tore-up) way you looked the night before. It is so wordlessly cruel and to the point.
Thanks for posting this video. I am hoping it will help many other people avert awkward morning-afters. Oh, and if the smart people at Boinkology Labs can figure out how to get the person to amicably leave ON THE SAME NIGHT instead of the morning after, that would be a MAJOR scientific breakthrough necessitating yet another brilliant video.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:50 pmA friend of mine has a little museum of “accidental left-overs”. He hates that trick so decided the funniest way to deal with it was telling the ladies that “no, he didnt find any *insert item* at his place”. After a couple calls and screamings he managed to finally do keep da lady out of his agenda, without much fear of having her recall etc.
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