BY Lux Alptraum
March 17, 2008
Satisfy Your Celeb Fantasies (Sort Of) With Celebrity Blow-Up Dolls

When it’s late at night, and you’re feeling lonely, it can help to conjure up the image of your favorite celebrity as you, uh, get to know yourself a little better. But if your hand’s J. Lo impression isn’t quite doing it for you anymore, take heart: for a mere $26.99, you can fuck a reasonable facsimile of your fantasy girl — if by “reasonable facsimile,” you mean “piece of rubber that looks nothing like her, but comes in a box featuring a picture of a model who could be her second cousin.”

Yes kids, we’re talking celebrity blow up dolls. And if you’ve ever wondered what goes in to the creation of these incredibly lifelike sex toys, look no further than Radar’s interview with Pipedream Products CEO Nick Orlandino.

Spoiler: No, he doesn’t think that doll looks like J. Lo either.

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  • Xorn Smith says :

    I think I’ll just stick to taping Eliza Dushku’s picture to my pillow.

  • Desiree says :

    What about the females? No Johnny Depp dolls?

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    They actually make boy blow up dolls (maybe not this company, but someone), and they’re actually even more terrifying than the girl ones. If that’s even possible.

    To give you an idea of the horror, here’s a review of the Lovin Ladyboy, an MTF transdoll.

    Penises were not meant to be inflatable.

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