Boinkology TV: The Shocker
One in the bush, two in the tush. One in the pink, two in the stink. No, we never got out of junior high — or at least, our sense of humor never did. Today we’re going to talk about the shocker — whether you like it or not!
Great moments in shocker history:
- Wikpedia on The Shocker
- Warner Drive, The Shocker
- The Shocker… in poster form!
- The Shocker… in t-shirt form!
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“..two fingers in a vagina and one finger in an asshole..”
Just when you thought it was going all medical with the vagina usage, she slips in asshole over anus.
(no pun intended with the slips in asshole)
March 19th, 2008 at 12:32 pmWell, you know, I’m not a doctor, I’m a boinkologist.
March 19th, 2008 at 12:38 pmInteresting distribution of fingers in the description… don’t forget “one in the goo, two in the poo.”
March 19th, 2008 at 12:48 pmI am a medical doctor, and i completely validate everything thats been and will be said, shown and commented in this Post.
March 19th, 2008 at 1:39 pmAmen.
Leave it to Lux to break it down and tell it like it is. That demo was very Sue Johanson, if you ask me…minus the dolls.
I think it’s the tops. *two thumbs up*
Best, evar.
March 19th, 2008 at 3:57 pmI always felt like I should be wearing one of those bowling glove/braces when trying the Shocker, so I definitely support the two-handed approach. Because bowling gear and sexiness seldom go together…well, maybe the shoes.
And can I just say….most websites? Perineum length never ever comes up. *That’s* the Boinkology difference.
March 19th, 2008 at 4:46 pmThe Shocker is amusing and even plausible in theory, but in practice? It just doesn’t work.
March 19th, 2008 at 9:43 pmThe finger-sex advice I was given back in high school, by an avowed lesbian, was to use the “come hither motion” with two fingers on the g-spot. Not to brag, but it’s been very successful so far, at least with partners who get off on g-spot stimulation.
For dual stimulation, I’ve always used a toy. A good friend of mine had a VERY bad experience with a guy who went from ’stink’ to ‘pink’ with his fingers and left her with a hell of an infection.
Using a small butt plug or slim (flanged) dildo keeps things seperate without having to think about it too much. As anal (heh) as I can be about sex, I don’t like to be worrying to much while getting it on.
March 20th, 2008 at 12:39 pmThere’s always my personal favorite: Two in the Bush, one in the Cheney.
March 20th, 2008 at 10:16 pm[...] Alptraum at Boinkology has a great video about The Shocker. I really don’t think anyone else can pull off looking so damn cute while explaining what the [...]
March 21st, 2008 at 7:48 am[...] the surprise is in the pinky!), but this week’s award goes to Xorn Smith, for his thoughts on the Shocker (and kind words about “the Boinkology difference”). I always felt like I should be [...]
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