BY Lux Alptraum
March 21, 2008
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Here at Boinkology, we love our commenters — and we want to show them that love. Every week, we pick our favorite comment, and celebrate the commenter with a little gift.

Hey kids! Hate to “shock” you (we hear the surprise is in the pinky!), but this week’s award goes to Xorn Smith, for his thoughts on the Shocker (and kind words about “the Boinkology difference”).

I always felt like I should be wearing one of those bowling glove/braces when trying the Shocker, so I definitely support the two-handed approach. Because bowling gear and sexiness seldom go together…well, maybe the shoes.

And can I just say….most websites? Perineum length never ever comes up. *That’s* the Boinkology difference.

Of course, we always thought bowling was sexy (come on! Fingers? Holes?), so our gift to you is a very sexy bowling shirt (sexy model not included).

[Photo by smadden]