How To Write A Naughty Email
Ever sit down at your computer, determined to write something hot and saucy to your lover… only to find that the words just won’t come? Or that — worse yet — everything you write sounds like a really cheesy porno?
Yeah, we’ve all been there.
Thankfully, Audacia Ray is here to help, with six tips for crafting a naughty email. Though if you’re going to take her advice and jack it before you start writing, you probably want to hold off on the orgasms — unless you’re one of those people who get more creative after they’ve come.
(Personally, I believe in jacking it while you’re writing the naughty email, but that can get a little messy. And makes the whole process take a long time.)
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That is such a sexy keyboard. I have it and damn… it’s so so sexy.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:23 amLovely advices; for male writers i would strongly discourage actually cumming before sending the email though.
You know how once you come male brain pretty much switches focus instantly, that might affect the email quality. Better keep on touching and building up without actually letting go of all the inspiration.
Plus surprice is always a good add-on. Make a phoony subject, start writting a normal email and then subtly lead it somewhere else, etcetc.
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April 9th, 2008 at 12:13 pmSound advice from Ms. Ray, as always.
As a guy all I really want is a sincere expression of desire. If my girl writes a great long fantasy, pages of detail and plot, that is a fine and good thing.
If she writes simply, “I can’t stop thinking about sucking your cock when I get home tonight. Be ready.”
Well…that will do nicely.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:25 pmLeave a reply :