BY Lux Alptraum
April 14, 2008
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Ophelia Bitz: “I Wish I Was A Cocksucker”

Going through a dry spell? British burlesque performer Ophelia Bitz knows exactly what you’re going through. Pour yourself a glass of wine, turn the lights down low, and have a moment alone with this video:


Anyone else find themselves crushing out on Ms. Bitz?

How far is London, again?

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  • Isil says :

    hard on here

  • Xorn Smith says :

    She’s amazing.

    Like a cross between Amy Winehouse and a young Camryn Manheim before they each lost their hotness (to heroin and “The Ghost Whisperer,” respectively.)

    It’s not just her looks or her voice, it’s the glint in her eyes as she says “until all the lube is gone.”

    I want more. Amazing.

  • xman says :

    Dubbed I would say

  • Ophelia Bitz says :

    It really is me singing m’dear. I wrote the lyrics based on an awful popsong that was released last year called ‘I wish I was a punk-rocker with flowers in my hair’ and we recorded a very low-fi track in the director’s bathroom which I lip-synched to as we filmed in two takes.

    And thanks for the kind comments guys- more filth to come as soon as I find the time!

    Bitz x

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    Yay!!! More filth!

  • Improbable says :

    I wish you were too, Ms. Bitz. Wow.

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