Pop A Collar, Not A Cherry.
Well, it’s nice to know that Abercrombie and Fitch is trying to do their part to reduce the date rape rate among their douchebag clientele. Or are they getting on board with the pro-abstinence crew?
It’s too early for this one.
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If you spend eighty seven dollars on one pair of pants, you deserve to go home alone.
April 14th, 2008 at 9:10 amI just want to note the irony of the fact that this shirt has no collar to pop.
Also, I think they’re confusing correlation with causation. They are advocating doing one action instead of the other. However, I assert that doing one (popping a collar) will be causally related to your inability to achieve the other (popping a cherry).
April 14th, 2008 at 10:17 amAnomie:
Well played!
April 14th, 2008 at 10:22 amANOMIE: The collared shirt goes UNDER the t-shirt, duh!
April 14th, 2008 at 10:59 amOverdecorated boutiques with cheesy dance music playing on the Muzak and wall-size blow-ups of youthful male models give me eczema! Give me a good old-fashioned thrift shop any day!
April 14th, 2008 at 11:09 amI think the popped collar under a t-shirt would increase the causal effect on lack of cherries popped. As a matter of fact, we may be getting close to explaining all the variance in this equation.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:28 amAnomie:
Keep talking science, you’re getting me all hot and bothered.
April 14th, 2008 at 11:32 amCreeam
April 14th, 2008 at 1:32 pmI love Boinkology.
“reduce date rape among their douchebag clientele”
Think you get quotes like that at Nerve? Think again.
April 14th, 2008 at 1:42 pm@Lux: Log(Y) = β0 + β1X1 + β2X2
April 14th, 2008 at 4:15 pmGEE THANKS LUX.
April 14th, 2008 at 7:52 pmVince:
Wait, are you a secret date rapist?
April 14th, 2008 at 8:30 pmLOLz. Thanks for taking me from completely disgusted to complete hilarity.
@Richard&Anomie Could this shirt/style be correlated to the friend zone? Or does it ooze douchnozzle so flagrantly that even the friend zone is forbidden? I think there is a worse fate…the “you are completely irrelevant to my life, go away” zone.
April 15th, 2008 at 6:42 amdouchnozzle? oh, dear…
April 15th, 2008 at 8:27 ami’m having a hard time imagining what they -thought- this would mean when they made the shirt.
i wonder if they’ll carry my ‘menstruation is sexy’ tees.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:52 amAl:
That would actually make me go to A&F. But somehow, I don’t think they’re that savvy.
April 17th, 2008 at 5:06 pmCue the Bro Rape reference:
April 19th, 2008 at 3:14 pmhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8
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