We always had a hard time keeping track of Lou Bega’s relationships — who does he like? Who does he want a piece of? What are all those girls’ names again? — but thankfully, someone has made us a chart to help keep it all straight. Once we load this one on our iPhone, we’ll never have to worry about getting embarrassed at one of those fancy cocktail parties (which we totally go to all the time) ever again.
Lou Bega: Mambo #5
And while we’re at it… how did NKOTB get to that girl?
NKOTB: Step By Step
L’Trimm: We Like The Cars That Go Boom
And when am I in love, exactly?
The Cure: Friday I’m In Love
And we’d be remiss if we didn’t remind you what, exactly, Rick Astley wouldn’t do:
Rick Astley: Never Gonna Give You Up