It’s been a while since our last good old fashioned accidental sex toy alert — and it seems only fitting that this next one comes courtesy of Em and Lo over at Daily Bedpost (they taught us so much of what we know!).
Urban Outfitters describes this beaver whisk as “surprisingly versatile” with an “ergonomically formed high-density plastic handle with non-slip grip.” Which is a euphemism for “spanking tool” if we ever heard one. Come on, it’s shaped like a beaver! And it’s only $6.99–what’s not to love? Keep it in with your spatulas and garlic press and your nosy mother-in-law will be none the wiser when she visits. But do us a favor and stick to fleshy areas when spanking your loved one. (And if your loved one doesn’t have any fleshy areas, then make them a freakin’ sandwich instead.)
May we also add… looks like it might be fun to use on the beaver, too!
(I kill me!)