There’s nothing quite like coming home after a long hard day’s work, grabbing a beer, turning on the television and pulling an Al Bundy by sticking your hand down your pants. But what if you could have your hand down your pants all the time? The Wenzhou Wonderful Massage Equipment Co. does what it can to make that dream a reality.
These massage pants feature a variety of settings and claim to work for up to 20 minutes. Only 20 minutes? I’m not sure if that’s per charge or per battery or per session but I’d like to wear them all day if possible.
According to the website, you must purchase 500 at a time. 500 of these babies? Does the motor must burn out quickly? Is it for some sort of hospital use? I don’t want to think of what you could possibly do with 500 of these things. [Ed. 500 penis massage pants? I'd hit that!]
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According to the website, it’s not “up to 500″ at a time, it’s AT LEAST 500 at a time.
Dear god! Who are these people!? Where are these people, seemingly walking around us as norm-folk wearing massage pants…
May 2nd, 2008 at 4:03 pm[...] topic: Penis massage pants. How could someone not blog about these? [...]
May 2nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm500??
Lets all collaborate to “Richards Needs a penis massage” donation paypal fund.
(actually if you do put up a donation link im quite sure we can get it rolling)
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm[...] OOOOOO I have to get me some of these penis massage pants! [...]
May 3rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm[...] Finally! Something that I had not been waiting for is here! The Penis Message pants! [...]
May 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pmcheck it out for Father’s Day
May 7th, 2008 at 10:57 amJen:
That seems like it might make for some awkward conversation.
May 7th, 2008 at 11:00 ammaybe if we all pitch in we can split a 500 pack. what happens if you power it with a car battery instead?
October 24th, 2008 at 8:42 pmLeave a reply :