BY Lux Alptraum
May 12, 2008
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So you’ve decided to have a threeway. Congratulations!

(Unless, of course, you are having this threeway to please your partner, and not because you’re actually into it. In which case, do not pass go, do not collect $200 — go directly to your partner and sit down for a heart-to-heart about your needs and desires.)

Once you’ve figured out which type of threeway you’re going to have, it’s time to move on to another important decision: where are you going to have your threeway?

There are several options, each with their own pros and cons. Choose wisely — make a mistake in location, and you may find that your hot and sexy night of debauchery leaves you cold.

Your Place
Pros: Everything’s set up just the way you like it, and you have complete control over the environment. Also, you know where the condoms are.
Cons: If you have roommates, a threeway might lead them to believe that you’re a dirty perv (though this could also be a pro). Also, clean up.

Your Partner’s Place
Pros: All the comfort and familiarity of doing it in your own home, without the responsibility of having to do clean up. Also, you still know where the condoms are.
Cons: Should things go awry, your partner’s place will forever be tainted with the memory of that terrible threeway experience. Talk about a boner killer.

The Third’s Place
Pros: If this is a one time thing, your third’s bedroom could be a nice clean slate for your foray into group sex. If things go right, it’ll be infused with happy memories. If things go wrong, you can walk away without having to look back.
Cons: You don’t know where the condoms are.

A Fancy Hotel
Pros: Hotels are made for fucking. Doubly so when it comes to fancy hotels. Come on, how swank will you feel when you’re banging two people at once in a room at the W?
Cons: The spendy factor. $500 for one night of fun?

A Not-So-Fancy Hotel
Pros: Cheap hotels and motels are also made for fucking. Just in a seedier, more illicit way. Also, it’s cheap!
Cons: Cockroaches.

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