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May 21, 2008
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Girls With Tattoos = Guaranteed Butt Sex?

We just stumbled upon this interview with noted tattoo artist (and tattooed lady) Kat Von D. There’s a lot of interesting stuff there, but — dirty birds that we are — we found ourselves zoning in on this section:

Growing up, did you ever see yourself as America’s heartthrob, plastered in your underwear all over billboards everywhere?
I don’t think I’m a heartthrob. I have to say that the majority of dudes out there probably don’t think I’m hot. I think the tattoo thing turns a lot of people off.

Not true. Tattoos equal dirty girl. I have a theory that 100 percent of the time girls with tattoos—
Fuck better. Yes, that’s true.

I was going to say, ‘like butt sex.’
Oh really? Wow. That’s way better than heartthrob. Oh man. I would honestly answer that question if it wasn’t going to bum out my publicist.

It doesn’t require an answer because, as I said, it’s 100 percent of the time.

Uh-huh. I think you might be on to something there. It’s something to wrap your mind around.

Maybe we should get ourselves some tattoos so we can start flagging properly.

[Via NotCot]

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  • Richard Blakeley says :

    Isn’t a tramp stamp really just an arrow on where to stick it?

  • Isil says :

    TDP=
    =Tattoos, depilated thin pointy eyebrows and piercings
    =To Deeply Penetrate

  • brookebomber says :

    um im a girl with lots of tattoos and i dont want it in the butt. i guess you have to be an old haggard skank with a snatch that is too loose to enjoy the normal pleasures of sex AND have tattoos to fall into this category.

    but we do fuck better.

  • Isil says :

    Brooke,

    You just dont know you enjoy it, dont ruin our fantasies.

  • Conrad Grossman says :

    Brooke seems to be a bit bitter. Someone isn’t doing it right.

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    Brooke:

    To be fair, I’m a girl who enjoys butt sex (and vag sex), and I like to think I’m not a haggard old skank.

    Also, I have no tattoos, but that’s sorta a side issue.

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    I should also add: not liking butt sex is a-ok too! Personal preference!

  • Connman says :

    Actually, it’s not chicks with tattoos. It’s chicks who wear toe rings. Easy to mistake though because many have both…but(t) some don’t.

  • Xorn Smith says :

    “Oh man. I would honestly answer that question if it wasn’t going to bum out my publicist.”

    Since when is liking butt sex bad publicity…?

  • Isil says :

    Lux should get a Boinkology Tattoo with classy ribbons around it reading “im no old haggard old shank”

  • al oof says :

    i think the bad publicity would be taking a stand on buttsex at all.

    i have tattoos. i do like buttsex. but only when i’m giving. and i think that’s what the interviewer meant.

  • Garrett says :

    It’s not hard to see why this is. Tattoos are, to get all academic on it, about ownership of the body. They’re about marking out your life story, your hopes, loves and inspirations on your flesh. Someone with a kermit tattoo on her ankle might have too many margaritas made in her mouth at Senor Frogs, but a woman with sleeves, that’s a bold statement.

    People who are comfortable in their skin fuck better. Simple as that.

  • brookebomber says :

    i was just making that comment to call kat von d a haggard skank. i dislike her. i was really just poking fun at her existence and the fact that she probably has damaged goods. just guessin. no need to get your panties in a twist everybody. :)

    i personally agree with garrett’s statement.

  • WTF says :

    not all tattoos = like what what in the butt; hot in bed, maybe

  • WTF says :

    ps garrett’s statement rocks

  • elvis says :

    Thanks for this! It’s my new favorite website… I don’t know if you people saw but there’s many more famous people in there with equally hilarious / awkward interviews.

  • Riona says :

    Brooke:
    Why is Kat Von D a haggard old skank?
    Disliking someone doesn’t make her “haggard”, which she isn’t, “old” which she most definitely isn’t, or a “skank.”
    I don’t know if she considers herself a skank, but I doubt it. Although, if you’re using skank the way most people do..what’s the problem with liking sex, and if you’re not down with being open about sexual attitudes..why are you here?

    General:
    I like tattoos, in general. I also like butt sexxin’, but I don’t have any tats just yet. What a funny correlation!
    I think she’s adorable, I probably have a bit of a crush. <3

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  • brookebomber says :

    RIONA:
    shes a haggard old skank because that’s what i called her and that’s how i feel about her and last time i checked i am still allowed to have my own opinions on things and people. if you like her, then like her. dont let my poor opinion of her sway you. plus, she’s a pisces and, being that im a fixed sign (taurus), i tend to dislike mutable signs…

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  • Mary Y. says :

    i have a tattoo and i like taking it up the butt.

  • hally says :

    just to throw off the numbers, i have no tattoos. and i enjoy the buggery.

    here’s my tribute to doin’ it up the dumper:

    http://www.etsy.com/treasury_list_west.php?room_id=11194

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