BY Lux Alptraum
May 22, 2008
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Have you heard about this upcoming movie that’s about “sex” and “the city” (whatever that means)? Yeah, we keep getting emails about it. Apparently a lot of companies are doing promotional tie-ins. Crazy!

For instance: MyPleasure.com wants you to know that they have exactly what you need — no matter which of the four urban gal stereotypes you choose to identify with!

Are you a self-absorbed writer who overanalyzes her relationships? Better get the strip poker!

Cougariffic blonde with a taste for self promotion? The Gigi is calling your name! [Ed. This is actually my favorite vibe, and I have no idea what it has to do with Samantha.]

Workaholic redhead? A vibrator that looks like a pen! (No one will know it’s not a real pen. Unless they try to write with it.)

Uptight WASP? Why… it’s the Rabbit for you! (Don’t look so shocked.)

God, someone just wake us up when this is over.

[Photo by kramchang]