Edward Smith loves cars, I mean he literally loves cars… like he has sex with them, seriously. He claims to have had sex with over a one thousand different automobiles. His “girlfriend” is a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla but I’m not quite sure if it’s the same Herbie from Disney’s classic film series.
“I’m a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change. I’m not sick and I don’t want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference”, he says.
I for one salute Mr. Smith (If that is his real name), but I just have to ask, “How have you been able to find over one thousand cars to have sex with?”