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May 23, 2008
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Man Racks Up More Than 1,000 Moving Violations In His Pants

Edward Smith loves cars, I mean he literally loves cars… like he has sex with them, seriously. He claims to have had sex with over a one thousand different automobiles. His “girlfriend” is a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla but I’m not quite sure if it’s the same Herbie from Disney’s classic film series.

“I’m a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what’s in my heart and I have no desire to change. I’m not sick and I don’t want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference”, he says.

According to The Telegraph Mr. Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums. Would someone please be so kind and send us a link?

Speaking of sex with white Volkswagens here’s a clip from The Kids In The Hall (They were so before their time! Thanks Pitseleh!).

I for one salute Mr. Smith (If that is his real name), but I just have to ask, “How have you been able to find over one thousand cars to have sex with?”

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