BY Lux Alptraum
May 27, 2008
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Those crazy college kids — they’ve taught us so much with their insightful “Modern Love” essays. Like, did you know you can use this thing called “instant messenger” to easily woo — and score with — chicks? Yeah, a few LOLs and ASCII roses, and suddenly they’re eating out of the palm of your hand. Cursor. Something.

Sure, you’ll probably never actually meet most of these girls IRL, or go on a face-to-face date with them — but that won’t stop you from telling a national newspaper all about what a cyberstud you are, and how a little digital communication turned you into a heartless Lothario. Because after all — everyone knows that what happens on the computer is way more real than anything that happens in meatspace.

[Photo by mugur]