BY Richard Blakeley
May 27, 2008
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“Start flirting with hot real college co-eds, we’re waiting to chat with you now,” screams the familiar sounding Girls Gone Wild commercial with steel drums blaring in the background. This, however, is no ordinary pitch for DVD’s of girls flashing at Mardi Gras. This is a commercial for text sex.

Thanks to modern day technology, instead of calling a phone sex line you can simply send text messages back and forth with real hot college co-eds. Wait, what? Really?

Are guys so afraid of human contact that they can’t even handle talking to girls on the phone anymore? Or is Girls Gone Wild just exploiting the obvious next trend in phone sex? Only time will tell… but am I the only person who thinks this idea is just not that hot? Isn’t it basically the modern day equivalent to telegram sex?

So who would want to pay for sex texts? Apparently Joe Francis thinks you do.