May 29, 2008
Inadvertently Adorable Sex Toys

Who says sex toys can’t be cute? Guanabee has a list of ten inadvertently adorable sex toys. Though we’re not sure how inadvertent the adorability is — surely the makers of I Rub My Duckie knew just how cute their product was!

We tend to shy away from toys that are too cute — getting off with something that sweet looking just seems, well, wrong. (Though we do make an exception for Hello Kitty — there’s just something about her eyes. Or lack of mouth.). How about you? Is adorability an aphrodisiac — or does a cute little face just give you a soft on?

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  • Wendy Blackheart says :

    I once had a vibrator called the ‘hamster’ or something like that. It was a wand like vibe that had a bendable ‘arm’ with a bullet on the end. A bullet that was shaped like a hamster, with a smiling little hamster face.

    It was more creepy than adorable. Same goes for the bullet someone gave me shaped like a little purple mouse. I like mice and rodents, really. But I don’t think I like them near my vagina.

  • Richard Blakeley says :

    WENDY: I think you just gave me an idea for a post…

  • Congogirl says :

    I have read that often they have to be cute so that they can be considered “toys” rather than “sex toys” in the countries in which they are manufactured…

  • Lux Alptraum says :


    I’ve also heard that. Oh, and I’ve heard that Japanese sex toys have to have faces because you’re not allowed to make a realistic (i.e. looks like a penis) dildo there.

  • al oof says :

    i have a fun factory vibe (the diggler) that has a gopher face. i didn’t realize that when i ordered it and found it a little weird (especially when it has lady juice on it’s face!) but it’s pretty fantastic so it’s fine. those hello kitty ones i could not put anywhere near my cooch. disturbing.

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    Al oof:

    I actually have (and have used) both Hello Kitty vibes. But I am a sick, sick perv with a love of Hello Kitty.

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