Inadvertently Adorable Sex Toys
Who says sex toys can’t be cute? Guanabee has a list of ten inadvertently adorable sex toys. Though we’re not sure how inadvertent the adorability is — surely the makers of I Rub My Duckie knew just how cute their product was!
We tend to shy away from toys that are too cute — getting off with something that sweet looking just seems, well, wrong. (Though we do make an exception for Hello Kitty — there’s just something about her eyes. Or lack of mouth.). How about you? Is adorability an aphrodisiac — or does a cute little face just give you a soft on?
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I once had a vibrator called the ‘hamster’ or something like that. It was a wand like vibe that had a bendable ‘arm’ with a bullet on the end. A bullet that was shaped like a hamster, with a smiling little hamster face.
It was more creepy than adorable. Same goes for the bullet someone gave me shaped like a little purple mouse. I like mice and rodents, really. But I don’t think I like them near my vagina.
May 29th, 2008 at 3:42 pmWENDY: I think you just gave me an idea for a post…
May 29th, 2008 at 4:44 pmI have read that often they have to be cute so that they can be considered “toys” rather than “sex toys” in the countries in which they are manufactured…
May 30th, 2008 at 1:48 pmCongogirl:
I’ve also heard that. Oh, and I’ve heard that Japanese sex toys have to have faces because you’re not allowed to make a realistic (i.e. looks like a penis) dildo there.
May 30th, 2008 at 1:59 pmi have a fun factory vibe (the diggler) that has a gopher face. i didn’t realize that when i ordered it and found it a little weird (especially when it has lady juice on it’s face!) but it’s pretty fantastic so it’s fine. those hello kitty ones i could not put anywhere near my cooch. disturbing.
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:36 pmAl oof:
I actually have (and have used) both Hello Kitty vibes. But I am a sick, sick perv with a love of Hello Kitty.
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