BY Lux Alptraum
May 30, 2008
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Here at Boinkology, we love our commenters — and we want to show them that love. Every week, we pick our favorite comment, and celebrate the commenter with a little gift.

In honor of National Masturbation Month — and commenters who say witty things about masturbation — this week’s prize goes to The Girl, who reminded us all that, yes, everyone functions better after a little pre-date monkey spanking:

I’d add that women need to jack off before dates too, but that just sounds crude. We don’t jack, we fiddle. Or frig. Or have a kit-kat shuffle. Oh fuck it: we wank before going out too, alright?

We’re giving you — what else? — the Cadillac of vibrators: the Hitachi Magic Wand.