BY Lux Alptraum
May 30, 2008
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What a long, hard week… and what a packed weekend. There’s so much to do:

• Find out what’s the big deal about a little jizz on the lips. Oh, and while you’re at it let us know if that jizz is safe for work.
• Figure out the difference between fetish and preference. Figure out what category your significant other falls into.
• Track down the hottest Etch A Sketch porn. Failing that, track down the most amusing.
• Going on a date? Better wack it before you head out. Preferably with an adorable sex toy.
• And, when all else fails, check out Santogold.