Read My Ass: True Love Waits
We know how hard it is to be a parent these days. Especially a parent with a teen daughter. All those horny teenage boys ogling her — and who knows what happens when you’re not around? But never fear: with these track pants, available at your local KMart, you can make sure your daughter is sending the right message: even to the boys who are staring at her ass.
Seriously, WTF?
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Ah, irony. I love it.
Even the title of this movement is faulty.
June 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 pmArianna:
Totally. Don’t even get me started…
June 3rd, 2008 at 2:11 pmI actually think these would be kind of OK if they weren’t juniors and being marketed towards parents who want to brand their daughters as (allegedly) virtuous and chaste. I don’t agree with the sentiment per se, but I like the idea of the abstinence crowd adopting ass messaging. (OK I like the idea of almost anyone adopting ass messaging.) What’s next — a tramp stamp with the word “abstinent” surrounded by a nice tribal scroll?
But, yeah, I do cringe thinking there’s a teenager out there who’s being forced to wear these. And then there’s the whole false sense of superiority in the “true love waits” message…but, hey…ass messaging!
June 3rd, 2008 at 5:35 pmHahaha. Back when I was in high school, having a message written on your ass automatically meant you were a tramp, no matter what the message was.
June 3rd, 2008 at 8:08 pmi want it so bad
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:05 pmTrue love waits? Waits for what? Wait’s for the chick to take these pants off? Yeah, that must be it.
June 3rd, 2008 at 9:08 pmHahaha.
Good job, “stare at my ass and think of my purity!”
Sounds kind of like a sex game.
“Oh no, I’m just a pure little virgin, can’t you see it on my ass? I’ve never taken these track pants off for anyone but you.”
June 4th, 2008 at 11:39 pmYes, yes, it’s trashy to have words on your ass, but I think you’re all overlooking the fact that these pants have elastic at the ankles. No one wearing pants that bunch at the ankles gets laid– I don’t care if it /is/ teenagers.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:45 amEli - oooh, you’re right! No one does get laid wearing ankle bunching pants! How clever of them…
June 5th, 2008 at 4:02 pm[...] week’s award goes to Eli, who reminds us of the true power of those True Love Waits sweatpants: Yes, yes, it’s trashy to have words on your ass, but I think you’re all overlooking the fact [...]
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