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June 3, 2008
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Read My Ass: True Love Waits

We know how hard it is to be a parent these days. Especially a parent with a teen daughter. All those horny teenage boys ogling her — and who knows what happens when you’re not around? But never fear: with these track pants, available at your local KMart, you can make sure your daughter is sending the right message: even to the boys who are staring at her ass.

Seriously, WTF?

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  • Arianna says :

    Ah, irony. I love it.

    Even the title of this movement is faulty.

  • Lux Alptraum says :

    Arianna:

    Totally. Don’t even get me started…

  • Xorn Smith says :

    I actually think these would be kind of OK if they weren’t juniors and being marketed towards parents who want to brand their daughters as (allegedly) virtuous and chaste. I don’t agree with the sentiment per se, but I like the idea of the abstinence crowd adopting ass messaging. (OK I like the idea of almost anyone adopting ass messaging.) What’s next — a tramp stamp with the word “abstinent” surrounded by a nice tribal scroll?

    But, yeah, I do cringe thinking there’s a teenager out there who’s being forced to wear these. And then there’s the whole false sense of superiority in the “true love waits” message…but, hey…ass messaging!

  • Wendy Blackheart says :

    Hahaha. Back when I was in high school, having a message written on your ass automatically meant you were a tramp, no matter what the message was.

  • wring says :

    i want it so bad

  • Vixen says :

    True love waits? Waits for what? Wait’s for the chick to take these pants off? Yeah, that must be it.

  • Riona says :

    Hahaha.
    Good job, “stare at my ass and think of my purity!”

    Sounds kind of like a sex game.

    “Oh no, I’m just a pure little virgin, can’t you see it on my ass? I’ve never taken these track pants off for anyone but you.”

  • Eli says :

    Yes, yes, it’s trashy to have words on your ass, but I think you’re all overlooking the fact that these pants have elastic at the ankles. No one wearing pants that bunch at the ankles gets laid– I don’t care if it /is/ teenagers.

  • Wendy Blackheart says :

    Eli – oooh, you’re right! No one does get laid wearing ankle bunching pants! How clever of them…

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