How To Be An Alpha Male
Having trouble with the ladies? it may be because you’re not an alpha male: after all, everyone knows the ladies all go for the guys at the top of the pack.
But never fear — Current has some tips from Ronnie, a professional soccer player and lifetime alpha male. Anyone who’s been an alpha male since the age of four has to have some good advice, right?
Well, uh, failing that, you can always try out our top five ways to score with hot chicks. They’re guaranteed to work. Our guarantee.
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Oh please tell me this was a joke. Please…
June 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pmNo doubt about it, soccer rules.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:02 pmOk, so it would be easy to point out how dumb the guy comes off, or that he’s living in his dad’s stabbin’ cabin’ or that in a few years when the paunch grows and the hair thins he’s going to be alone and creepily still grabbing on young women.
That would be easy.
What’s difficult? Understanding that sex is better with partners you know, trust and develop a connection with than it will ever be with whoever you manage to pull from a bar into a bathroom.
June 4th, 2008 at 8:21 pmAnd that’s why GARRETT is my hero.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:15 pm[...] Too bad his hotness is overshadowed by his idiotness [...]
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