Ditch Programming, Get Axe, Get Laid
Oh, Axe, you and your witty ads! See, if you spend too much time writing code, you won’t have a girlfriend. But then, if you douse yourself with Axe, the ladies will come running.
The irony here is that we’ve always thought that the boys (and girls) who know how to program are way hotter than the ones who are stupid enough to use Axe.
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Sadly I can understand that, but I wouldn’t be caught dead wearing AXE anyway.
The only people who wear AXE are people who pop their collars and think Corona is an exotic beer.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:06 pmLeon:
And, presumably, do not pop cherries.
June 5th, 2008 at 1:45 pmHow guilty should I feel about using Axe-branded body wash if I already feel kinda bad about it.
(In my defense, it was on sale once and I apparently have a strong aversion to change. Thankfully, it doesn’t have the lingering aftersmell.)
June 5th, 2008 at 2:19 pmIn defense of the Axe products - my gay best friend started using it, and I did nearly jump him. Something about his body chemistry made the axe body wash smell fan-fucking-tastic.
June 5th, 2008 at 3:33 pmOh come oon, an axe ad without lovely mindless boobies should be consider a step foward.
June 5th, 2008 at 8:59 pmconsidered considered, buuu english
June 5th, 2008 at 9:00 pmMy girlfriend’s 15 year old brother was spraying himself down in that toxic gas. I had a man-talk with him and explained that areosol cans are for cheese, not for body sprays.
We bought him a bottle of Burberry Summer, I explained how to dab (back of ears, light on the neck, sternum) and he no longer sucks the oxygen from his home when getting ready for school.
Axe sux.
June 5th, 2008 at 9:31 pmmy nephews told my mom that they used axe because it kept them clean longer! they were probably 10 and 12 then.
maybe they know something i don’t?
June 5th, 2008 at 9:51 pmGirls if you understand that, freaking BE my girlfriend…
but let’s all realize we’re not 15 year old frat boy wannabes, and stay away from the “axe”.
heh, what’s next, LOL-axe? “I’m in ur poppd collur, makn u smell msky”
June 6th, 2008 at 10:12 amClearly, the ad is incorrect; my first inclination is to correct their fake programming language (for example, the ‘this’ programming keyword is never used as it is in the ad), but I have a wonderful lover who somehow managed to be attracted to me despite my lack of AXE-branded products and penchant for long nights of coding.
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