BY Lux Alptraum
June 5, 2008
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Congratulations, you’re growing up! What does that mean for you? Well, you can look forward to a long life of keeping the men in your life in check (with your female rationality, duh), not masturbating (have you considered getting that irritating clitoris removed?), and, of course, putting out for your husband but not enjoying the sex one bit.

We, at least that’s the case if you believe this educational manual.

Aren’t you glad the fifties are over? Or, uh, that you live in America, and not one of the countless other parts of the world where these lessons would still fly?