Eliminate Panty Lines With The C-String
Ladies, do you love your g-string… except for the nasty panty lines created by the strings on the sides? Consider the c-string, a c-shaped undergarment that promises “No Panty Lines! No Tan Lines!”… and doesn’t look particularly comfortable (but hey, who cares? No panty lines!!).
What we’d really like to see is some kind of undergarment turns the back section into a prong that’s vaginally inserted, and held up solely by the strength of your PC muscles. An undergarment that helps with your Kegels? Brilliant! Alternately, there could be a, uh, back-end version that’s an undergarment/butt plug.
Man, we should patent these ideas, stat.
[Via Naked City]
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Except it’s black so that in situations of pantie lines really showing (White and tan pants) instead everyone will think they are seeing a dark blotch from your pubes…
June 19th, 2008 at 10:55 amRobosheep:
It comes in many colors, not just black.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:21 amat that point, why even wear underwear? or, i don’t know… stop wearing super tight pants. i mean, there are ways around this guys. who is THAT annoyed with a panty line, anyway? obviously a man created this item.
oh wait.. two men created this item. i feel so embarrassed when i’m wrong.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:26 amLux is correct, in twelve different colors/patterns there are more than just black, you can also get it in bright blood red for example.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:52 amI imagine the buttplug version would be rather more secure… What’s wrong with going commando? If you’re not into that for whatever reason then this does seem like a rather complicated solution!
Haha it’s entertaining me trying to work out how well it’d stay in one place though…
June 19th, 2008 at 12:22 pmYour vag and/or buttplug thong idea would make a good discipline (master/slave) toy. “You’ve been bad, you get to wear the plug panties!”
June 19th, 2008 at 12:47 pmEven better if they put a nice clit friendly ridge down the inside side made of some soft but frictiontastic material. Tight jeans and a brisk walk, perfect.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:04 pmI have to agree here with Brookebomber… Just go commando. Looks like a solution in need of a problem. It is funny though.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:24 pmThat looks like the most uncomfortable thing man has ever created. Ack.
June 19th, 2008 at 5:36 pmWhat if fell off while you were dancing?
June 19th, 2008 at 7:52 pmFumbling around for your weirdly shaped underwear in the middle of a club - sexy.
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June 20th, 2008 at 6:59 amOkay, I love the kegel version. Think of the vaginal-exercise DVD tie-in. Ladies, did you do your workout today?
June 20th, 2008 at 2:37 pmStill, while not hanging awkwardly between your legs I bet it would make a great back scratcher!
June 20th, 2008 at 9:04 pmThe kegel idea sounds useful
But i’m just curious..how do you clean this “C-String”??
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:15 pmyou could just put a pad in your tight pants. i mean, the only reason i can see for these underpants (i refuse to use the p word) would be if you were afraid of staining your pants with massive ovulatoes.
that said, i don’t even understand g strings. pantylines don’t really bother me. why do i want people to think i’m not wearing underwear when i -am- wearing underwear? if i want people to think i’m not wearing underwear, i just won’t.
June 25th, 2008 at 9:25 pmWhat’s wrong with going commando is that the female genitalia is very sensitive, particularly to abrasive fabrics. Keeping a breathable cotton strip in that area prevents UTIs and yeast infections. Wearing tight jeans without that cotton strip is abrasive and can cause health problems, which, if goes untreated or done regularly, can cause chronic health problems, even in some extreme cases as interfering with fertility.
But wearing tight pants regularly in general also cause health problems, whether you have the cotton in place or not.
Also, women do secrete fluids at various times, and the last thing a woman wants is to stand up and have there be a wet spot on the back of her dress or on the couch she was sitting on. If she’s wearing a dress that she doesn’t want panty lines for, it’s unsanitary to go without underwear if she might possibly sit bareback on something - if the skirt is short enough or loose enough that it won’t cover her bottom when she sits. She also might want to wear this in case the skirt really is that short to prevent accidental flashing - a la Britany Spears.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:42 pmbut tight jeans aren’t going to show panty lines. that’s the beauty of jeans. plus jeans are cotton. and skirts should really not be so short you can’t sit down. if they are. there is no point in wearing anything. but maybe i’m old fashioned. i like wearing regular underpants that cover my butt cheeks.
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